“I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.”
Candice Bergen

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
Cathy Ladman

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.”
Cher