“- Bowen: How do I know I can trust you?
- Draco: I give you my word.
- Bowen: The word of a dragon - it's worthless.”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield

“I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life.”

William Alland - Jerry Thompson