“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck

“- Dean: Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?
- Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
- Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?”

Jake Abraham - Dean
Victor McGuire - Gary

“Oh, God... dancers have such ugly feet.”
Anne Bancroft - Emma

“- Roy: I know what you're thinking, but let me explain...
[Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
- Roy: [very softly] Mommy. You must have a really wide foot because you got both of them”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Harold: Feet grow as you get older.
- Michael: I wish everything did.”

Kevin Kline - Harold
Jeff Goldblum - Michael