“You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Nothing is certain, no guarantees. Life, I guess.”
Roy Billing - Mayor Robert 'Bob' McIntyre

“Look at me. My life has no meaning or direction, and I'm happy.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert

“- Sam: Well, I'm working on a few things. I'm going over to the other side.
- Ray: Republicans?
- Sam: No, Mexico.”
Chris Cooper - Sam
Tony Plana - Ray

“This stretch of road runs between nowhere and not much else.”
Gordon Tootoosis - Wesley Birdsong