“God, she's beautiful. She's got the prettiest eyes. She looks so sexy in that sweater. I just want to be alone with her and hold her and kiss her and tell her how much I love her and take care of her. Stop it you idiot, she's your wife's sister. But I can't help it. I'm consumed by her.”

Sir Michael Caine - Elliot

- Peter Sanderson: I message for you. Howie says “The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game”.
- Charlene Morton: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton

“She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. She's the complete opposite of me.”

Jim Carrey - Carl

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson