“A boy's best friend is his mother.”
Vince Vaughn - Norman Bates

“- Hannah Kingsley: Mom caught me and Jules in the pool together.
- Ginger Kingsley: So?
- Hannah Kingsley: We weren't swimming.”
Erika Christensen - Hannah Kingsley
Eva Amurri Martino - Ginger Kingsley

“- Lloyd Christmas: Harry, holy cow. I'm worried about you. You're as deaf as a bat.
- Harry Dunne: That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd. Your mother got into bed with me.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Dmitri: If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
- M. Gustave: I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
- Dmitri: You are, but you're bisexual.”
Adrien Brody - Dmitri
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

Amy Poehler - Mrs. George