“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Beavis: Something's wrong with my butt.
- Butt-head: Your butt sucks.”
Mike Judge - Beavis
Mike Judge - Butt-Head

I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!"

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho

“- Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
- Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker