“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone

“It is always the same: women bedeck themselves with jewels and furs, and men with wit and quotations.”
Maurice Chevalier

“When Ginger Rogers danced with Astaire, it was the only time in the movies when you looked at the man, not the woman.”
Gene Kelly On Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal