“We get one day a year to prove we're not screw-ups and what do we do? We screw it up.”

Sinbad - Myron Larabee

“For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. It seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.”
Edmund Gwenn

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”

Peter Dante - Dante

“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats