“My second son weighed 300 pounds. Died in the arms of a whore in Paso Robles, California. My other son, lost all track of him. My two ex-wives won't speak to me, and my daughter, you know goddamn well won't speak to me, and Ty Cobb can't get it up anymore. Print it all!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“Yes, we have girls. We're not so cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin 'em around to separate the X's from the Y's.”
Colleen Camp - Patti

“- Charles Randolph: All the hoping... you must think me a fool.
- Ram Dass: Is it your wish to be wise, sahib?
- Charles Randolph: I don't know. I suppose a wise man wouldn't have come here at all.”

Arthur Malet - Charles Randolph
Errol Sitahal - Ram Dass

“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas

“Mothers don't lose daughters. Don't you remember? They gain sons.”
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton