- Victoria Everglot: What if Victor and I don't like each other?
- Maudeline Everglot: As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I "like" each other?
- Victoria Everglot: Surely you must, a little.
- Maudeline Everglot: Of course not!
Emily Watson - Victoria Everglot
Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“Rick is the kind of man that… if I were a woman, and I were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man.”

Claude Rains - Captain Louis Renault

“If you see them, you tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractive boys.”
Maury Chaykin - Kirk, Waiter

“- Laura Klein: We have lived together for 16 years. They have been great.
- Max Klein: Not always.
- Laura Klein: Yes, always. They've always been great for me. Even when I hate you, I know I love you.”
Isabella Rossellini - Laura Klein
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein

“Applause may be good for the moment, but love is everlasting.”
David Doyle - Pepe the Cricket