“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much, I thought my name was Asshole.”

Al Pacino - Walter

“You know what your problem is? Your problem is you're so full of piping hot crap the mention of your name draws flies.”

Jeffrey Wright - Belize

“- Malik Brody: You left Bria with the Asshole?
- Carolyn Brody: His name is Steve.
- Malik Brody: I forgot, the asshole part is silent!”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Sanaa Lathan - Carolyn Brody

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer