“- Scamp: Let's just say you're lucky you've never had to live with a family.
- Angel: Wrong again, Tenderfoot.
- Scamp: You mean, you had a family?
- Angel: Actually, I've had five familes.”
Scott Wolf - Scamp
Alyssa Milano - Angel

“We help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!”

Alec Baldwin - Butch

“Abandonment is a death, for all of us.”
Harvey Keitel - Eddie Israel

“The only thing I remember is leaving, which is my fondest memory of you.”
Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa

“Nobody tells me nothing.”

Bill Bailey - Sergeant Turner