“It's the first day of spring. Only 274 days left until winter.”
Garry Shandling - Verne

“Anything can happen on a snow day.”
Mark Webber - Hal Brandston

“You know, the problem with making snow angels, is you can never make an absolutely perfect one. I mean there's always gonna be that handprint you make when you climb out.”
Schuyler Fisk - Lane Leonard

“If you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed. The real winter miracle is what can happen afterward. It's called a Snow Day. It’s a day kids live for.”
Mark Webber - Hal Brandston

“You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.”
Ed O'Neill - Glen, Mikita's Manager