Garry Shandling quotes
“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
“It's the first day of spring. Only 274 days left until winter.”
“I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.”
“Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.”
“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.”
“- Eddie: Just because you're Jewish, doesn't mean you're fucking Freud.
- Artie: Just because you're whatever the fuck you are, doesn't mean you're whatever the fuck you think you are.”