“I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. One time I secretly wanted to be a writer.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“I don't put much faith in scientific terms. I leave that to the fakers and the writers of books.”

Claude Rains - Dr. Jaquith

“Most of us keep that inner-being lock up, hidden away. A fiction writer doesn't have to do that. He doesn't have to hide it. He doesn't have to keep it from anything. He can let it out, bring it out into the open. Let it live, let it breathe.”

Timothy Hutton - Thad Beaumont

“How am I going to become a writer if I don't know how to suffer?”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“I don't care if your granny is on fire. This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.”
Amy Poehler - Maggie