“He's not my dad, he's my stepdad!”

Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Kyle Pratt: So you have any kids?
- Fiona: Do nieces count?”
Jodie Foster - Kyle Pratt
Erika Christensen - Fiona

“- Rita: I'd like a grandchild. So, shoot me.
- Kate: All right, Ma. Well, you'll be happy to know I'm looking into getting some eggs frozen.
- Rita: Wonderful. I can tell everyone I'm having a grandsicle.”
Olympia Dukakis - Rita
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“- Edna Maverick: It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never really knew his father.
- Cody Maverick: I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was eaten.”
Dana Belben - Edna Maverick
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“I know every kid thinks his dad is invincible.”
Kurt Russell - Steve Stronghold