Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a "giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker, cock, shit".
[the other cheerleaders are disturbed]
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.

JoAnna Garcia Swisher - Sandy Sue

“- Janey Briggs: It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.
- Jake Wyler: Janey... a car accident.
- Janey Briggs: No. Cancer.”

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!”

Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell

“When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row.”
Lance Armstrong - Himself