“- Tito: Allow me to introduce myself: I am Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico de Tito.
- Georgette: Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!”
Cheech Marin - Tito
Bette Midler - Georgette

“I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.”

Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest

- Lehman: There's a new order, I should say "Heil Hiter", but I won't, not to you.
- Professor Victor Roth: Thank you, Lehman.
- Lehman: That is, unless some of the other gentlemen are present, or the students.
William Edmunds - Lehman
Frank Morgan - Professor Viktor Roth

“- Hank Taylor: I'll buy you a cigar.
- J. Lester Chisholm: I don't like cigars.
- Hank Taylor: Don't you worry about it! I'll smoke it myself.”
Burgess Meredith - Hank Taylor
Charles Butterworth - J. Lester Chisholm

“- Verne: Whenever you want sanctuary, babe, here's where you'll find it. Right here, in the old temple.
- Julie: Don't tap your heart, you'll break your finger. And if you're sanctuary, I'll take whatever else is lying around.”
Clark Gable - Verne
Joan Crawford - Julie