“Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?”

Harry Shearer - Mr. Burns

“- Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
- Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
- Bellman: No, the President.”
Rob Schneider - Bellman
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drunk me fifteen Dr. Peppers.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“But that wife of his, Eleanor... big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.”

Ellen Albertini Dow - Grandma Mary Cleary

“I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.”
Nicolas Cage - H.I. McDunnough