“You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.”

Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.”
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

- Poppy: Is your name Chinese or English?
- "Mother" Gin Sling: Indeed Gin Sling is English. It's a nickname as common in this part of the world as the drink sold over the counter.
Gene Tierney - Poppy
Ona Munson - "Mother" Gin Sling

So they call me "Concentration Camp Ehrhardt"?

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“- Jay: You chose me, so you recognized the skills, so I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?
- Kay: Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... dick.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay