“Happily ever after only exists in fairy tales. Yet a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Narrator

“Lorraine, you have been in Mr. Smith's arms. Nothing like that must ever happen again, it embarrasses me. You're my wife, and he's a murderer.”
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“I'm to be examined, undressed, and generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy.”

Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“We bring you disaster: crushing, humiliating disaster. It is folly to stand against the mighty wrath of the Fuhrer.”

Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“Despite your crummy poem, I came to see you and all you could do was humiliate me and turn me away. I thought you were decent, but it turns out you're just a lying, cheating bastard like all the rest.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville