“The sole excuse for a relationship between two men is that it remains purely platonic. Surely you agree to that.”

Hugh Grant - Clive Durham

“- Dirk: I'd just like to say that I've got a problem with you all accepting my homosexuality without question. No wonder my suppressed heterosexual side is in a spin all the time. You all thought I was gay even when I was fucking straight!
- Danny: Dirk, we think it's great, man.
- Dirk: What's so fucking great about being a poofter, Danny?”
Francis McMahon - Dirk
Noah Taylor - Danny

“If I don't feel sorry for myself, who will?”
Virginia Field - Kitty

“You should let the future catch up with you more slowly.”

Vivien Leigh - Myra

“I probably have too much sympathy for Mr. Brown and not enough patience with Mrs. Brown. We get cases like that every day. The wife is bored; marriage is just a habit. But on the other hand, she accepts everything her husband gives her.”

Eve Arden - Sally Aikens