“To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck

“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“A woman's juices are the best disinfectant.”
Anna Ammirati - Lola

“- Tinka Parker: Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this place the way it is, but wake up. It's not real life. Real life is boy, girl, boy, girl.
- Verena Von Stefan: No, real life is boy on top of girl.”
Monica Keena - Tinka Parker
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“- Nicky: I like sleeping with you.
- Gloria: You're not the first guy to tell me that.”
Jean-Luke Figueroa - Nicky
Sharon Stone - Gloria