“One should be rewarded on one's merits, not on one's ability to ingratiate oneself with the management. Particularly when the management have difficulty in locating the relative whereabouts of the arse and the elbow.”
Timothy Spall - Richard Temple

"Knighty Knight Bugs" was directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot.
Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny

“Simple is safe!”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“- James Bond: You appear tense.
- Fatima Blush: You affect me, James.
- James Bond: Well, that's bad. Going down, one should always be relaxed.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Barbara Carrera - Fatima

“I've been going to a therapist for three years, and she's never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.”

Kate Winslet - Iris