“- Roy Alston: You remember Christmas? That guy smashing your car and taking off? You could do nothing about it.
- Bo Richards: I was so pissed off, man. I wanted to kill that guy.
- Roy Alston: That's how I feel all the time.”
Maxwell Caulfield - Roy Alston
Charlie Sheen - Bo Richards

“Don't make me feel sorry for myself. The more pissed off I am, the better I feel.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rose Cook Lewis

- Andrew Martin: What a piece of fecal matter.
- Rupert Burns: Shit.
- Andrew Martin: Excuse me?
- Rupert Burns: What a piece of shit.
- Andrew Martin: I know that.
- Rupert Burns: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say: "piece of shit”.
- Andrew Martin: "Piece of shit"?
- Rupert Burns: Yes, but with feeling.
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns

“That’s what I’m doing now. Hanging on and screaming but you can’t hear me. Nobody can.”
Anne Hathaway - Linda

“- Celine Naville: What's wrong?
- Robert Lewis: What's wrong, you crazy bitch, is I thought you were going to shoot me! That's what's wrong!”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis