“My dear, when you're as old as I am, you take your men as you find them - if you can find them.”

Helen Broderick - Madge Hardwick

“- Papa Klump: What's wrong with you, woman? Don't you wanna be young?
- Mama Klump: No, Cletus, I don't wanna be young! Cletus, we are supposed to be who we are and I'm just fine with who I am! But obviously what you're trying to say is that you're just tired of the fat old woman that you got married to!”
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump
Eddie Murphy - Mama Klump

“If I don't feel sorry for myself, who will?”
Virginia Field - Kitty

“You should let the future catch up with you more slowly.”

Vivien Leigh - Myra

“I probably have too much sympathy for Mr. Brown and not enough patience with Mrs. Brown. We get cases like that every day. The wife is bored; marriage is just a habit. But on the other hand, she accepts everything her husband gives her.”

Eve Arden - Sally Aikens