“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

Weird Al - George Newman

“- Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off base here?
- Eliot Loudermilk: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait - Eliot Loudermilk

“I think being different, going against the grain of society is the greatest thing in the world.”
Elijah Wood

“My characters aren't losers. They're rebels. They win by their refusal to play by everyone else's rules.”
Harold Ramis