Weird Al quotes
“You see, Bob, you gotta look at the big picture. You gotta grab life by the lips and yank as hard as you can.”
“Sometimes I really want to be alone, but that's one state I'm never in because I know that I've got millions upon millions of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin.”
“I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps.”
“There's no more time for crying over spilled milk, now it's time for crying in your beer.”
“Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore: got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore.”
“- George Newman: Well... I've got good news and bad news.
- Bob Steckler: Okay, give me the bad news first.
- George Newman: Well... given our current financial status, compounded with fixed income and outstanding invoices... I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week.
- Bob Steckler: Well, what's the good news?
- George...” (continue)(continue reading)
“We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.”