Weird Al movie quotes

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Identikit and personal data
Alfred Matthew
Last name
Weird Al
October 23, 1959
North American
musician, singer-songwriter, comedian, actor
Zodiac sign
Weird Al movie quotes, phrases and lines
13 in english
Weird Al quotes
  • “A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer. Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad.”
    Weird Al
  • “You see, Bob, you gotta look at the big picture. You gotta grab life by the lips and yank as hard as you can.”
    Weird Al - George Newman
    [Tag:life, living]
  • “Sometimes I really want to be alone, but that's one state I'm never in because I know that I've got millions upon millions of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin.”
    Weird Al
  • “- George Newman: I need a drink.
    - Bob Steckler: You don't drink.
    - George Newman: Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.”

    Weird Al - George Newman
    David Bowe - Bob Steckler
  • “I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps.”
    Weird Al
  • “There's no more time for crying over spilled milk, now it's time for crying in your beer.”
    Weird Al
  • “Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore: got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore.”
    Weird Al
  • “- Bob Steckler: I don't know about this, George. We don't know the first thing about what goes on in a television station.
    - George Newman: Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.”

    David Bowe - Bob Steckler
    Weird Al - George Newman
  • Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

    Weird Al - George Newman
  • “- George Newman: You know what? Nobody in this small town appreciates a guy with a good imagination.
    - Bob Steckler: Well, maybe not the people at the lumber yard, or the miniature golf course, or Floyd's Fish Market, or any of the other places you worked in the last... month.”

    Weird Al - George Newman
    David Bowe - Bob Steckler
  • “- George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.
    - Teri Campbell: Whatever gave you that idea?
    - George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.”

    Weird Al - George Newman
    Victoria Jackson - Teri Campbell
  • “- George Newman: Well... I've got good news and bad news.
    - Bob Steckler: Okay, give me the bad news first.
    - George Newman: Well... given our current financial status, compounded with fixed income and outstanding invoices... I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week.
    - Bob Steckler: Well, what's the good news?
    - George...” (continue)
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    Weird Al - George Newman
    David Bowe - Bob Steckler
    [Tag:crisis, job, working]
  • “We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.”
    Weird Al - George Newman