“- Rollins: Why are you so cynical?
- Sgt. Rita Pompano: Because someone killed Bambi's mother.”
Ray McKinnon - Rollins
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano

“At least she died healthy.”

Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano

“He has the social graces of a syringe.”

Hope Davis - Slim Keith

“- Gus: What's great about dating homeless girls?
- Murphy: What?
- Gus: You can drop them off anywhere.”
David Arquette - Gus
Kevin Costner - Murphy

“Well, you'll certainly be in my prayers tonight. And I'll be praying you get nut cancer!”
Swoosie Kurtz - Mrs. Livingston