“- Lucy Draper: I'm an Armadillo just like the others.
- Manumana: You're an Armadillo, but not like the others.
- Lucy Draper: You're alright Manu.”

Kathy Ireland - Lucy Draper
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo - Manumana

“- CityTV: Excuse me. That thing doesn't look so fantastic.
- Reed Richards: Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero.
- Johnny Storm: What he means is, every team needs a mascot.”

Terry David Mulligan - CityTV
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
- Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!”
Michael Rapaport - Tommy Lacy
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“We're gonna turn this into the best sorority house in school!”
Dana Bentley - Janey