“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas

“- Gertie Trinke: Thank you, Daddy.
- Ollie Trinke: Anything for you. You know why? 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it.”

John Marwood Cleese - King

“- Brendan Harris: What if your dad sees me doing this?
- Katie Markum: He'll shoot you. And then he'll kill you.”

Tom Guiry - Brendan Harris
Emmy Rossum - Katie Markum

“- Ely Jackson: I can blow up your dad's car. Then you can stay longer.
- Skye Davidson: Thanks.”
Christina Ricci - Ely Jackson
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson