“I know how you feel, Dumbo, but you'll have to pull yourself together. What would your mother think of you, if she saw you crying like this? Remember, you come from a proud race.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- Frank Cross: I get it. You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father, and I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
- Ghost of Christmas Past: That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
David Johansen - Ghost of Christmas Past

“Caroline-You need to react when people cry
Max-I did! I rolled my eyes!”
Kat Dennings - Max Black
Beth Behrs - Caroline Channing

- Scott Favor: Getting away from everything feels good.
- Mike Waters: Yeah, it does.
- Scott Favor: When I left home, the maid asked me where I was off to. I said "Wherever. Whatever. Have a nice day!".
Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor
River Phoenix - Mike Waters

“- Nellie Kelly: There's nothing like a darn good cry, is there?
- Michael Noonan: There's whiskey.”
Judy Garland - Nellie Kelly
Charles Winninger - Michael Noonan