“- Calvin: These are stock certificates. They denote ownership in a company.
- Adam age 11: Those look pretty. May I see them?
- Calvin: Sure. They are yours. Your mother and I bought these for you before you were born to give you some money to help you out in your adult years. Unfortunately, they are all worthless now.”
Christopher Walken - Calvin
Douglas Smith - Adam age 11

“- White Goodman: My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
- Peter La Fleur: Why would I want cup holders?”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Ira Lowenstein: Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.
- Jimmy Dugan: Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.”
David Strathairn - Ira Lowenstein
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Edward Lewis: I don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.
- Vivian Ward: So, it's sort of like, um… stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?
- Edward Lewis: Yeah, sort of. But legal.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Why are divorces so expensive?
- Luke Duke: Why?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: 'Cause they're worth it!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke