“- Kristy: And, how old were you when you met?
- Grant Anderson: She was 18.
- Kristy: Holy! That's pretty young to get married, eh?
- Grant Anderson: Wasn't my idea.”

Kristen Thomson - Kristy
Gordon Pinsent - Grant Anderson

“You know what the twenties are for? Having sex with all the wrong people. Not to get married.”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard

“I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country!”
Sofia Vergara - Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

“When Jesus comes back he's going to have to give them a 2 day advanced notice, so they can make one of those little graph things.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“- British Consul: I can't believe your readers would be interested in our little ceremony.
- Connie Raynor: Oh, they are. Since Mussolini, we can't get enough of Italy.”
Michael Williams - British Consul
Tessa Pritchard - Connie Raynor