“Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.”
Ryan Reynolds - Nolan Booth

“Brendan-Why are your eyes so red?
Francis-Why is your head so bald?”
Owen Wilson - Francis
Wallace Wolodarsky - Brendan

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“There will be epidemics of greed, hate and ignorance. We must fight them in life as we fought syphilis in the laboratory. We must fight, fight. We must never, never stop fighting.”

Edward G. Robinson - Dr. Paul Ehrlich