“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“The tub's for me. A daily scalding might just make this climate bearable.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell

“- Boris: So, let's go get medicine.
- Balto: Wait a minute. Now you're coming?
- Boris: Spending days in bitter cold, facing wild animals, risking death from exposure... is like holiday in old country.”
Bob Hoskins - Boris
Kevin Bacon - Balto

- Sergeant Dillard: [Claude won't dig, and complains that it's too hot] You tell that lazy jigaboo the State of Mississippi ain't interested in his meteorological assessments!
- Hoppin' Bob: Listen up, jigaboo! State of Mississippi ain't interested in your, your, uh "metacological assessments"!
Nick Cassavetes - Sergeant Dillard
Brent Jennings - Hoppin' Bob