“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny

“I go over it in my head, and now I know what it was he was seeing. It's really simple. He's seeing my legs. He 's seeing my breasts. My ass. My mouth. He's seeing my cunt... How can I have been so stupid? That's really all there is to see, isn't it?”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin

“- Juliet Miller: We're going to dance?
- Alex Law: Well, it's physical contact, isn't it?”
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“- Eddie Black: I was engaged to a girl once with a wooden leg.
- Skip: Yeah? What happened?
- Eddie Black: Had to break it off.”
Jessie Lawrence Ferguson - Eddie Black
Dan Hicks - Skip

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill