“- Van Kurtzman: You believe this stuff?
- Ben Kurtzman: I don't know.
- Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean you don't know? It's in the Bible!
- Van Kurtzman: Oh, so that makes it true?
- Ada Kurtzman: It's the Bible! A story.
- Van Kurtzman: Yeah, a true story?”

Adrien Brody - Van Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman
Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman

“You can’t cherry pick the bible, choosing which parts you want to believe.”
Andrew Rannells - Trent Oliver

What does the Bible say? "Happy are those who do not see, yet believe." Hooray for blind faith and ignorance.
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“I ain't a-going to war. War's killing, and the Book's agin' killing! So war is agin' the Book!”
Gary Cooper - Alvin C. York

“- Judge Francis J. Quincannon: Don't forget the old proverb, Doctor. Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
- Detective William Henry Bloor: Sounds like the Bible. Great book.”
Barry Fitzgerald - Judge Francis J. Quincannon
Roland Young - Detective William Henry Bloor