Steve Coogan quotes
- From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“- Oliver Hardy: I knew.
- Stan Laurel: Well, why didn't you tell me you knew?
- Oliver Hardy: I thought you already knew I knew.
- Stan Laurel: How could I know that you knew I knew?
- Oliver Hardy: What would my line be here?
- Stan Laurel: Uhm, now I know you knew, but I thought you knew I knew, but you were pretending not to know I knew.” - From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“- Stan Laurel: You can't have Hardy without Laurel.
- Hal Roach: That's what you think.” - From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“- Stan Laurel: How about I just punch you right on the nose? I haven't done that for a long time.
- Oliver Hardy: Can I poke you in the eye?
- Stan Laurel: You could wring my neck.
- Oliver Hardy: I think I'd rather poke you in the eye.” - From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“You know, when you watch our movies, nobody else in the stories knows us, and we don't know anybody either. It was just the two of us. All we had was each other.”
- From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“- Stan Laurel: You'll be fine, Babe. Just lay off the horses, and don't get married again.
- Oliver Hardy: Oh, I didn't tell you. I proposed to Lucille.” - From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“- Oliver Hardy: What are all these Romans doing here?
- Stan Laurel: I don't know. Maybe there's a sale at the Forum.” - From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.”
- From the movie: Stan & Ollie
“- Oliver Hardy: I'll miss us when we're gone.
- Stan Laurel: So will you.” - From the movie: Hamlet 2
“I have so much anger. I feel like I've been raped. In the face!”
- From the movie: The Secret Life of Pets
“Do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna cut you into string, ball you up and then bat you around for hoouurs in a game that only I understand.”
- From the movie: The Other Guys
- From the movie: Despicable Me 3
“- Valerie Da Vinci: It's some kind of monster!
- Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that's not a monster! That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated...” - From the movie: The Parole Officer
- From the movie: The Parole Officer
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“- Brie Marschz: Hamlet 2?
- Dana Marschz: The Deuce. Correct.
- Brie Marschz: Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?” - From the movie: Despicable Me 2
“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.” - From the movie: Coffee and Cigarettes
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.”
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“We are putting on this play and if you don't like it, then tough titties you assturd monkey fucker!”
- From the movie: The Parole Officer
“I saw a man strangle a human being - well, an accountant anyway.”
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“- Dana Marschz: You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
- Mr. Marquez: I have to take exception to that characterization.” - From the movie: The Parole Officer
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
- From the movie: Night At The Museum
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“- Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
- Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this?
- Cricket Feldstein: My balls?”
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