“- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.
- Terry Macy, State Pagent: Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.
- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?”
Nora Dunn - Colleen Douglas, State Pagent
Mo Gaffney - Terry Macy, State Pagent

“- Tony Manero: Are you a nice girl or are you a cunt?
- Annette: Can't I be both?
- Tony Manero: No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in life, if she's gonna be a nice girl or a cunt.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Donna Pescow - Annette

“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“- Mike: So Mark, how you doin' old man?
- Mark: Fuck! I'm not old, motherfucker.
- Mike: Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.
- Mark: It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.”
Jason Segel - Mike
Til Schweiger - Mark

“- Anna: I could do your make-up myself.
- Madeline Ashton: Make-up is pointless! It does nothing anymore! Are you even listening to me? Do you even care? You stand there with your 22-year-old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh at me.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton