“- Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
- Dan: That's my charm.”
Natalie Portman - Alice
Jude Law - Dan

“The big strong brave men, that we've all been reading about in novels and watching in movies since we've been nine-years-old, that's a fallacy. They don't exist. Men are afraid. Men are weak.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“You don't know what they're like. You fall for them and you really love them you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin and the next thing, you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife.”
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“- Catwoman: You like badgirls?
- Tom Lone: Only if they like me back.”
Halle Berry - Catwoman
Benjamin Bratt - Tom Lone