“You don't know what they're like. You fall for them and you really love them you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin and the next thing, you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“The big strong brave men, that we've all been reading about in novels and watching in movies since we've been nine-years-old, that's a fallacy. They don't exist. Men are afraid. Men are weak.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
- Dan: That's my charm.”
Natalie Portman - Alice
Jude Law - Dan

“Men are shit. What? Men... are... shit. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do.”
Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey

“I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife.”
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman