“- Charlie Chaplin: I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses.
- Edna Purviance: Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. Worse than me.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“I took some time off after 'Titanic' because I needed to let the dust settle and recharge my battery. I felt, 'OK, you've been given a tremendous opportunity; what are you going to do with it? Now your name can finance movies that you do want to do.'”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“- Valerie Weston: I'm gonna go home, Steven. That's right. I'm serious. Because of you, I'm gonna get gangbanged, Steven. Gangbanged in Woodland Hills.
- Steven Schats: A lot of great actresses started out in porn.”
Calista Flockhart - Valerie Weston
Matthew Broderick - Steven Schats

“- Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
- Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
- Frank: '74.
- Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.”
Norm MacDonald - Frank
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“That dame is too uptight. What she needs is a good screw from a man who knows how to do it.”
Humphrey Bogart On Bette Davis