“- Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
- Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.”
Glen Marc Silot - Waiter
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food.”
Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett

“Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong!”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“If you were worth breaking my nails on, I'd tear your face wide open.”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy