“- Jack Baker: You look good.
- Susie Diamond: You look like shit.
- Jack Baker: No, I mean it. You look good.
- Susie Diamond: I mean it, too. You look like shit.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- Rocks: Ma! Check it out! I got these things on my face to open. I can see! I can see... wrinkly butts. Yuck!
- Rocks' Mother: They're not mine. They're your brothers' and sisters'.
- Rocks: Good. That makes me the cute one.”
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“- Fairy Godmother: Do you really think he fell in love with your fancy gown and your pretty braids?
- Cinderella: I don't know anymore and if you hadn't help me.
- Fairy Godmother: You didn't need my help. You just thought you did. Believe in yourself and trust him to love you as you really are.”
Whitney Houston - Fairy Godmother
Brandy Norwood - Cinderella

“Looking good and feeling good go hand in hand.”
Jason Statham

“- Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?
- Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of them keeps me liking them.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver