“- Tod: Hi. Where's my wife?
- Helen: She's still at school. She's got cheerleading practice.
- Tod: Bitchin'.”

Keanu Reeves - Tod
Dianne Wiest - Helen

“It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.”
Bruno Gouery - Luc

“Had he been a younger man, he probably would have made it. That's the point. Don't wait too long in life.”

W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé

“A girl of sixteen's practically an idiot anyway, so I can't very well blame you for something that was practically done by somebody else.”

Henry Fonda - Charles

- "Gloves" Donahue: Do you remember anything else from your youth?
- Sunshine: Yeah, but they gave me three years to forget.
Humphrey Bogart - "Gloves" Donahue
William Demarest - Sunshine