“Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent

“We are men who still live at home. We're not here to apologize about who we are, how we do it, or who we live with. I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners, huh? And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on, 'cause it's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Melissa: You live with your parents?
- Tripp: Is that a problem?
- Melissa: Are you kidding me?”
Katheryn Winnick - Melissa
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Megan: Smells like Grandma's house.
- Michael: Worse, it smells like Grandma.”

Aree Davis - Megan
Marc John Jefferies - Michael

“If I die and go to hell, it'll look like my parents' house.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman