“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Stevo: When did you kill?
- Mark: In Miami I shot two men. Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? 'Salt Lake Shitty'? They tried to rob me, so I shot them in the head. You have to put at least one bullet in the head just to make sure.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Til Schweiger - Mark

“- Kimble: I have a headache.
- Lowell: It might be a tumor.
- Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Ben McCreary - Lowell

“My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he... he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz... um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.”
Sarah Rose Karr - Emma