“It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?”
John Michael Higgins - Doc Wilson

“If something should happen to me, put on my suit; the reindeer will know what to do.”

Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“- Ilsa Lund: That was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
- Rick Blaine: Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
- Ilsa Lund: Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“- James Russell: You fuck up the suit, we've got a problem.
- Franklin Hatchett: Fuck the suit, we've already got a problem!”

Charlie Sheen - James Russell
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett