“Dames are put on this earth to weaken us. Drain our energy. Laugh at us when they see us naked.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin

“People are always most alive just before they die.”

Tony Todd - Mr. Bludworth

“Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory lives on.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?
- Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Is this a God dam?”
Tim Guinee - Hoover Dam Guide
Mike Judge - Beavis

“Let him be guided by the wishes of the creative power of life itself, because that is what has spoken through me here today.”
Diane Ladd - Mother